Smaller ones are also pretty and fun and lovely. Plus they are normally covered up, which gives them that frission of forbidden fruitness.īut like I say, I’ve never met a boob I didn’t like. I think people who like big boobs because they are curved (curves are sexy) and look fun to play with (boobs are fun to play with). I’m never sure how I feel about evolutionary explanations for behaviour, and so don’t really buy the ‘men like big boobs because they make women look like good mothers because they are full of milk’ fairy tale. It’s definitely a misconception that they have to be like large round melons to be cool, as well. No matter how cool melons are, they just can’t top boobs.Īnd that’s even before we start objectifying and thinking about sexual jiggery pokery (okay, I admit, there probably was some objectification up near the top…it is quite hard not to when trying to write 500 words about boobs, you try it?) (It’s not magic, it’s biology, which is even cooler).Īnyway, the point is that melons can’t do that. It’s possible to train boobs to do different milkings! The delightful recent mother Mayme Bumbo told me recently that if you were breastfeeding two different babbies at two different stages in their development (say one who was one and one newborn) and consistently provided each with milk from only one boobie, the boobies would produce the right kind of milk for that point in development. I don’t consider this low standards, I just think it’s because boobs are PRETTY DAMN COOL. I don’t really have a preference, I’ve never met a boob I didn’t like. My favourite is normally the one with the little cobwebby bits on the outside and the insides that taste sweet and thick and cool all at once.Īs for boobs. There’s lots of different kinds of melons. If your breasts are actually like melons, I recommend a doctor (or a grocer, depending on how mercenary you’re feeling). Breasts are rarely as large or as spherical as melons. So the key here is that it’s a slightly useless comparison. (Except when they’re small, pointy and with the cute pokey nipples that so often accompany those types of boobies, though that’s probably just boobies and not really melons). When using a search engine such as Google, Bing or Yahoo check the safe search settings where you can exclude adult content sites from your search results Īsk your internet service provider if they offer additional filters īe responsible, know what your children are doing online.Because they are both green, stripy, full of seeds and on display on the streets near the local grocer’s on a Summer’s day? Use family filters of your operating systems and/or browsers Other steps you can take to protect your children are: More information about the RTA Label and compatible services can be found here. Parental tools that are compatible with the RTA label will block access to this site. We use the "Restricted To Adults" (RTA) website label to better enable parental filtering. Protect your children from adult content and block access to this site by using parental controls. PARENTS, PLEASE BE ADVISED: If you are a parent, it is your responsibility to keep any age-restricted content from being displayed to your children or wards. Furthermore, you represent and warrant that you will not allow any minor access to this site or services. This website should only be accessed if you are at least 18 years old or of legal age to view such material in your local jurisdiction, whichever is greater. You are about to enter a website that contains explicit material (pornography).
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